Captain Jack Sparrow

You'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. *************** – Johnny Depp from the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean"

Merlin

Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself. *************** –...

Inspector Harry Callahan

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've...

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know...

Roy Batty

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those...moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die. *************** – Rutger Hauer...

Rick Blaine

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. *************** – Humphrey Bogart from the movie "Casablanca"

Roger “Verbal” Kint

Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze. *************** – Kevin Spacey from the movie "The Usual Suspects"

Gold Hat

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges! *************** – Alfonso Bedoya from the movie "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre"

Jack Swigert

Houston, we have a problem. *************** – Kevin Bacon from the movie "Apollo 13"

Bryan Mills

If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. *************** – Liam Neeson from the movie "Taken"

Bullet-Tooth Tony

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls... Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell...

Albert Camus

Everybody knows that pestilences have a way of recurring in the world; yet somehow we find it hard to believe in ones that crash down on our heads from a blue sky. There have been as many plagues as wars in history; yet always plagues and wars take people equally by...

The Principal

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for...

Ennius

The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so. *************** – from a Roman Poet in times of the Republic

Tyrion Lannister

When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say. *************** – George R.R. Martin from the book "A Clash of Kings"

Unknown

If the situation was hopeless, their propaganda would be unnecessary.

Rumi

You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you can't beat one idiot with 40 facts.

Jim Stockdale

You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end -- which you can never afford to lose -- with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.

Greta of Danesti

There are worse things. You could be outside someone else's castle with a stake up your bum. *************** – Marsha Thomason from Castlevania Season 4

M’Baku

If you say one more word, I'll feed you to my children!... I'm kidding. We're vegetarians. *************** – Winston Duke from the movie "The Black Panther"