YOU! you dumb bitch, young bitch, silly bitch, dead bitch. She got the gun bitch!! Lonnie if you gonna bring bitches in here, bring a Smart Bitch! *************** – Aunt May's response to that bitch Jasmine when she asks Cheryl "Who you calling a dumb bitch?!' in the...
You should not be afraid of someone who has a library and reads many books; you should fear someone who has only one book; and he considers it sacred, but he has never read it.
people with no heroes and no accomplishments doing the only thing they know: crying to the courts to allow them to turn beautiful things that other people made into garbage *************** – @Maarbiek responding to the Washington Post article about the melting of the...
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade? No. First you roll out a multi-media campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say “I love you,” the...
cont'd... no, it’s “lemon.” “Did you see that movie? Did you see that concert? It was effing lemon.” Billie Eilish, “OMG, hashtag… lemon.” You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins ‘cause there’s nothing...
Boy, If you don't get your old red Speedo briefs with the dick hole on the outside wearing, flamboyant cape flapping, 1930's spit curl gelled back, John Travolta in Grease, strong Ronda Rousey chiseled crimson booty crack chin, Virginia Mountain Tractor mechanic,...
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you. *************** – from stevemaraboli.com
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening, And live like it’s heaven on earth.
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.
You'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. *************** – Johnny Depp from the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself. *************** –...
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've...
Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know...
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those...moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die. *************** – Rutger Hauer...