Aunt May

YOU! you dumb bitch, young bitch, silly bitch, dead bitch. She got the gun bitch!! Lonnie if you gonna bring bitches in here, bring a Smart Bitch! *************** – Aunt May's response to that bitch Jasmine when she asks Cheryl "Who you calling a dumb bitch?!' in the...

Friedrich Nietzsche

You should not be afraid of someone who has a library and reads many books; you should fear someone who has only one book; and he considers it sacred, but he has never read it.  


people with no heroes and no accomplishments doing the only thing they know: crying to the courts to allow them to turn beautiful things that other people made into garbage *************** – @Maarbiek responding to the Washington Post article about the melting of the...

Roderick Usher

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade? No. First you roll out a multi-media campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say “I love you,” the...

Roderick Usher cont’d

cont'd...  no, it’s “lemon.” “Did you see that movie? Did you see that concert? It was effing lemon.” Billie Eilish, “OMG, hashtag… lemon.” You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins ‘cause there’s nothing...

Spawn vs Superman

Boy, If you don't get your old red Speedo briefs with the dick hole on the outside wearing, flamboyant cape flapping, 1930's spit curl gelled back, John Travolta in Grease, strong Ronda Rousey chiseled crimson booty crack chin, Virginia Mountain Tractor mechanic,...

Richard Pryor

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.    

George Carlin

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.  

Steve Maraboli

Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you. *************** – from  

William W. Purkey

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening, And live like it’s heaven on earth.

Bob Marley

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

Albert Einstein

If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.