Boy, If you don’t get your old red Speedo briefs with the dick hole on the outside wearing, flamboyant cape flapping, 1930’s spit curl gelled back, John Travolta in Grease, strong Ronda Rousey chiseled crimson booty crack chin, Virginia Mountain Tractor mechanic, molested boy scout with badges looking ass, the complete fuck out my face. I’ll leave when I find out which one of you is Marvin.


– from “Why He Roast Superman Like That”.


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