Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

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– from stevemaraboli.com

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.

You’ll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

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– Johnny Depp from the movie “Pirates of the Caribbean”

Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an ‘e’ and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself.

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– Mark Strong from the movie “Kingsman: The Golden Circle”

Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

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– Clint Eastwood from the movie “Dirty Harry”

Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell? The whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end.

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– Robert Duvall from the movie “Apocalypse Now”

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those…moments will be lost in time, like tears…in rain. Time to die.

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– Rutger Hauer from the movie “Blade Runner”

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

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– Humphrey Bogart from the movie “Casablanca”

Keaton always said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

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– Kevin Spacey from the movie “The Usual Suspects”

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!

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– Alfonso Bedoya from the movie “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”

Houston, we have a problem.

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– Kevin Bacon from the movie “Apollo 13”

If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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– Liam Neeson from the movie “Taken”

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls… Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your guns and the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O” written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off!

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– Vinny Jones from the movie “Snatchr”

Everybody knows that pestilences have a way of recurring in the world; yet somehow we find it hard to believe in ones that crash down on our heads from a blue sky. There have been as many plagues as wars in history; yet always plagues and wars take people equally by surprise.

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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– James Downey from the film “Billy Madison”

The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so.

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– from a Roman Poet in times of the Republic

When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

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– George R.R. Martin from the book “A Clash of Kings”

If the situation was hopeless, their propaganda would be unnecessary.

You can beat 40 scholars with one fact, but you can’t beat one idiot with 40 facts.

You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end — which you can never afford to lose — with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.

There are worse things. You could be outside someone else’s castle with a stake up your bum.

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– Marsha Thomason from Castlevania Season 4

If you say one more word, I’ll feed you to my children!…
I’m kidding. We’re vegetarians.

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– Winston Duke from the movie “The Black Panther”